Whats yoir favorite derogatory names for animals.

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    OneGear
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    Deer ~ horned rats

     

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    ptthere
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    Racoon = Masked Antifa garbage collectors

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    SeeOhTwo
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    Squirrel…Nut Monkey 

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    far_shot
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    Sparrows…Sputzies

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    Motorhead
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    City pigeons … Winged Rats

    Racoons … Masked Azzholes

    Kinglets … Roger Dodgers

    Wood peckers …. Pecker heads

    Seagulls … Flying Trashcans

    Ground Squirrels … Target Practice

    Vultures … Really bald eagles !

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    kayaker
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    Motorhead     ground squirrels….. target practice    good one sir up here we also call them gray diggers

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    beeza12
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    Pigeon – Pig Iron

    Muntjac – Munty

    Pheasant – Cock bird

    Squirrel – Squizzer

    Hare – Puss

     

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    Imold
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    Sometimes we call deer..Brownies. As in, hey look at the Brownies out in the field, or Brownie down.

    This list pretty much covers everything else.

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    Cattle = white man buffalo 

    Nutria = PED muskrats

    Norway Rats = leper squirrels 

    Starlings and house sparrows = cavity rats

    Pigeons = soiled doves

    Collared doves = soiled pigeons

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    dan_house
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    "f***ing <insert animal name>" (note: expletive may change depending on mood and size of mess to be cleaned up)

    cuz this time of year its dogs, cats, raccoons and bears getting in my garbage…..

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    Nutcracker
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    I only  call animals, "food" & I thank the Almighty every time I make a successful harvest.  Actually where I live I never  had a reason to take an animal other than for food.  I guess I could take some of the groundhogs "whistle pigs" that put holes in my meadows, but I kind of like watching em.  I don't own cows to break a leg , so they are not a real pest to me.  My neighbor gets half mad at me cause I won't shoot the foxes around here.  I told him I didn't have any chickens so they were not bothering me, he said "yes, but I do".   He has some real derogatory things he calls them foxes, but I can't say them here.  My pets, I call them family.  Oh, I do call squirrels, Nutcrackers, but that is not really derogatory. 

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    Skillet
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    Javelina: Skunk-Hogs

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    Quad82
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    Button bucks and yearling does = dinks

    Muskrats = Marsh rabbit

    Woodcock = timber dootle

     

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    castingseth
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    Once heard a person who used English as a second language call a goose a 'cobra chicken'.  Can't see geese without thinking of it.

     

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    Raden1942
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    Nice love em. Tsmith had my favorite prairie dogs = sod poodles lol. Btw my mother in law is pissed I killed a fox on her property. I was like whaaaaaat? I couldn't believe it because I killed it 2 ft in front of her chicken coop stealing eggs and trying to find a way in to the chickens…. Some people just dont have thier priorities straight lol. Thanks guys that was fun. 

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    Nice love em. Tsmith had my favorite prairie dogs = sod poodles lol. Btw my mother in law is pissed I killed a fox on her property. I was like whaaaaaat? I couldn't believe it because I killed it 2 ft in front of her chicken coop stealing eggs and trying to find a way in to the chickens…. Some people just dont have thier priorities straight lol. Thanks guys that was fun. 

    Actually I think you mother in law priorities are spot on. 

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    Cherokee140
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    Did not read but two of mine.

     

    People = Humanoids

    Deer = Forrest Rats.

     

     

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    Raden1942
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    You guys get it. Love this place. 

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