Whats yoir favorite derogatory names for animals.

Deer ~ horned rats

Racoon = Masked Antifa garbage collectors

Squirrel...Nut Monkey 

Sparrows...Sputzies

City pigeons ... Winged Rats

Racoons ... Masked Azzholes

Kinglets ... Roger Dodgers

Wood peckers .... Pecker heads

Seagulls ... Flying Trashcans

Ground Squirrels ... Target Practice

Vultures ... Really bald eagles !

Motorhead ground squirrels..... target practice good one sir up here we also call them gray diggers

Pigeon - Pig Iron

Muntjac - Munty

Pheasant - Cock bird

Squirrel - Squizzer

Hare - Puss

Sometimes we call deer..Brownies. As in, hey look at the Brownies out in the field, or Brownie down.

This list pretty much covers everything else.

Cattle = white man buffalo 

Nutria = PED muskrats

Norway Rats = leper squirrels 

Starlings and house sparrows = cavity rats

Pigeons = soiled doves

Collared doves = soiled pigeons

"f***ing <insert animal name>" (note: expletive may change depending on mood and size of mess to be cleaned up)

cuz this time of year its dogs, cats, raccoons and bears getting in my garbage.....

I only call animals, "food" & I thank the Almighty every time I make a successful harvest. Actually where I live I never had a reason to take an animal other than for food. I guess I could take some of the groundhogs "whistle pigs" that put holes in my meadows, but I kind of like watching em. I don't own cows to break a leg , so they are not a real pest to me. My neighbor gets half mad at me cause I won't shoot the foxes around here. I told him I didn't have any chickens so they were not bothering me, he said "yes, but I do". He has some real derogatory things he calls them foxes, but I can't say them here. My pets, I call them family. Oh, I do call squirrels, Nutcrackers, but that is not really derogatory. 

Javelina: Skunk-Hogs

Button bucks and yearling does = dinks

Muskrats = Marsh rabbit

Woodcock = timber dootle

Once heard a person who used English as a second language call a goose a 'cobra chicken'. Can't see geese without thinking of it.

Nice love em. Tsmith had my favorite prairie dogs = sod poodles lol. Btw my mother in law is pissed I killed a fox on her property. I was like whaaaaaat? I couldn't believe it because I killed it 2 ft in front of her chicken coop stealing eggs and trying to find a way in to the chickens.... Some people just dont have thier priorities straight lol. Thanks guys that was fun.

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Actually I think you mother in law priorities are spot on. 

Did not read but two of mine.



People = Humanoids

Deer = Forrest Rats.