Responses from Pelletgage customers are usually pretty interesting, and typically positive. This one came in last night:
I just purchased your .22 pellet gage and it works great. I had the gage on my table, in my basement and my 5 year old grandson pick up the pellet gage and hurled it across the basement. It hit on the edge and broke the top and bottom clear pieces, the ones that sandwich the pellet gage, on the top and bottom. Can I purchase both those pieces, to replace the ones that are broke?
I thought about it, and replied as follows:
Hello,
I fear your grandson may be influenced by some liberal anti-gun babysitter. And I have always worried that foreign spies may be taking retribution on the Pelletgage. Have you noticed any tendency to speak Czech?
Try saying "pět bod pět dva” (five point five two) a few times and see if he reacts with anger.
Since it is close to Christmas, I guess we can invoke the grandchild rough-play guarantee, I will send the bezels ASAP. USPS tracking number is:
Ho, ho, ho, and good luck!
I just purchased your .22 pellet gage and it works great. I had the gage on my table, in my basement and my 5 year old grandson pick up the pellet gage and hurled it across the basement. It hit on the edge and broke the top and bottom clear pieces, the ones that sandwich the pellet gage, on the top and bottom. Can I purchase both those pieces, to replace the ones that are broke?
I thought about it, and replied as follows:
Hello,
I fear your grandson may be influenced by some liberal anti-gun babysitter. And I have always worried that foreign spies may be taking retribution on the Pelletgage. Have you noticed any tendency to speak Czech?
Try saying "pět bod pět dva” (five point five two) a few times and see if he reacts with anger.
Since it is close to Christmas, I guess we can invoke the grandchild rough-play guarantee, I will send the bezels ASAP. USPS tracking number is:
Ho, ho, ho, and good luck!
