Pellet shortage, blocked canal...

That 

Is

Hysterical 

And probably true

More like the "Never Given".

I am told I look like Tom Hanks, minus the wealth, fame, hair and obviously beard, can’t grow one, but other than those things I am a dead ringer for Tom Hanks.

Here's a Pic of when Tom Hanks had no wealth, fame handsome hair or beard. Wanna walk that last comment back a little? Just messing around with you blackpaw. 

@raden1942 I joke about myself so I always can take a joke about myself from another. 

Speaking of jokes why do you guys always have to have permission from the wifey b4 buying-? Example-

https://youtu.be/kLUFit8815c

Made my day!

@MrP - I second the Captain - you made my day as well.

"... Then I saw my wife painting her finger nails clear, and my head exploded.." 

It figures I knew there was some reason for the shortage. ;^) Nice one!

doors opened..this will 

wake you up.

no main stream media reporting it..no surprise

Doors opened?