other uses for my Yong Heng?

Now that i hold the power of the universe in my garage, Im trying to figure out other uses for a Yong Heng compressor...

Other uses so far include:

Loud Noise Maker
Baby Waker
Boat Anchor
Step Stool
Continuum Transfunctioning
Shelf Bending
Oil stain maker

Just looking for a few additional GUN RELATED uses is all...