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JoeWayneRhea

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" Voodoo Lottery spells caster" So I'm up WAY too early for work this morning and I click on American Airguns classifieds. And here's what I see. . Ok guys all bullpoop aside how are you possibly going to compete with a site that has a headline of Voodoo Lottery spells caster you know for a fact when you send this place your $300 you're going to instantly become a millionaire. I've already sent my $300 I think you guys should get on board also. When I win the million dollars I'm going to ask for some unusual poop. I want Leupold to make me a fixed power 11 Power Scope. Not 10 not 8 not 12 it gonna have to be an 11 power and I want it to say courtesy of voodoo Lottery spells Caster. It's a can't-miss plan I'm going to be rich you can be rich with me.Not trying to oversell it butttt , they also have a spell to make rats bring money and leave it on your bed ..
 
Dang, IF I would have only known, I just since PRINCE MAXIUMSCREWME of the kingdom FOOLSMEMORE my extra 300.00 but that's ok your only going to be a millionaire, I am going to be a bazillionaire in a few weeks as soon as they find a boat big enough to load all my fortune on. Anyone got the time? Come to think of it that was about 3 weeks ago. Hmm.
 
I have a sure fire win for someone though it's limited to the first 4000 people that send in their money. Just send me $250 and as soon as the 4000th person sends in their entry I will guarantee that one person will double their entry fee. Since I am feeling generous, I will throw in a free air rifle - of my choice. How can you beat a deal like that? You don't have to cast any spells and your information is guarantied safe with me.
 
"JoeWayneRhea"Well I've been thinking about it , when my ship rolls in I'll want to give something back ..A way to help mankind when my time here is done . I am launching a one man crusade to outlaw sports bras, And shut down Chinese scope factories. And of course bring back the McRib year around..What can I say , I'm a deep thinker

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Sports Bras?? those are fun to watch jognbounce .... P.S I have it from an inside source the McRib will be back in Nov