Dear Air Gun Universe,
We've been told our whole lives to case our guns, condition our air supply, use a dust cap. Not to mention cover your optics in order to maintain a healthy air gun environment. Collecting may have adverse effects.
According to Dr. Lux, a world-renowned air gunner - many so called "PCP Airguns" in the American Airgun market can lead to dangerous addictive behavior, that could be expanding your collection.
"This toxic behavior may cause micro-tears to form in fragile collector eyes - allowing bacteria and waste products to seep into your body." Says Dr. Lux.
This harmful condition is best known as "Airgun Collector" and it's affecting millions of people nationwide. Warning signs include weight gain, credit problems, marital obstacles, fatigue, digestive discomfort, stiff, achy joints, and even eye and skin problems.
Dr. Lux explains, "These side effects are often mistaken for normal signs of aging, because an airgun collection usually develops over a matter of years, and sometimes even decades. But I can assure you, the damage caused by these so called "healthy collections" is far from normal."
The good news is this problem can be easily fixed from your own home.
"It's very simple, you just have to know which Airguns are actually healthy, and which have only personal value, no after market value," he goes on to explain.
By simply eliminating these harmful airguns, Dr. Lux has seen thousands of his own patients make recoveries. (In fact, he even lost 13 airguns himself!)
Now, after years of research, Dr. Lux has decided to release an informative video to the public - free and uninterrupted - showcasing exactly which airguns you need to avoid. And which airguns in your collection need to be donated to an up in coming Airgun collector.
"Good health is one of life's toughest obstacles," he explains. "So, if this video can help people achieve that, I'll be thrilled to hear I was of help."
The video may go viral, first being shared by users on Facebook, then may be featured on news sites like ABC and CBS.
So far, the comments and feedback have been outstanding, with thousands of collectors feeling better than they have in decades.
A parody? A paradox? Or is it???
Yours, Luxurycat
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