Two pounds of slow-cooked pulled pork, three+ watermelons, a gallon of ice tea? You should have shot two packages of buns to fill out the package!
You essentially murdered a large picnic! The horror.....the horror...........
On the other hand, I'd hate to be eating grass in the woods somewhere, and get gored by one of those saber-toothed slugs! Good thing I don't care for grass!!!
Uncle Hoot