Illegal immigration

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    Brian10956
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     A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U..S. Customs Agent at the border.” May I see your identification, please?” asked the agent.
     

     “I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replied the guy. “Sure buddy, I hear that every day No ID, no entry,” said the agent.
     “But I can prove I’m an American!” he exclaimed. “I have a picture of Donald Trump tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other” 
     
    “This I gotta see,” replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.”
     By golly, you’re right!” exclaimed the agent. 
     
    “Have a safe trip back to Chicago.”
     
    “Thanks!” he said. “But how did you know I was from Chicago? 
     
    “The agent replied, “I recognized Obama in the middle.”  

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    Grandfather
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    That is PERFECT !!!

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    Bruce
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    I love it.

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    kayaker
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                My gut is killing me!!!   I give you your (GOLD STAR) for the day.

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    T3PRanch
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    The man in the middle certainly did more to “ensure the domestic futility” of this country than any in history.

    Thurmond

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    Dan1
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    This is awesome Brian.  :yes:
     

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    SlowTurtle
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    FYI…. I have stolen your joke and will be plastering it all over the internet.

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    Jon222
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    Right On !!!

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    Tumwater1983
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    If I find something that is funny it gets past on to my dad lol and he just got a copy lol 

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