I find myself in love and my neighbors are pissed! I will try to be succinct so a little understanding please. The next-door neighbor had 11 cats and two dogs. Add to that the other roaming cats and our garden became fouled. I would pick up my AA Prosport and practice a slaughter never once pulling the trigger. Older and wiser but very frustrated. Tried every home remedy and Internet recommendation short of killing or trapping.
I noticed after awhile fewer and fewer felines about. Then one day SHE appeared sleeping lazily under the lemon tree 11.566 meters from my patio door. I had been presented with a savior. Cats were sitting on roofs all over the neighborhood. I could not even reach for a gun. The thought of harm coming to my Sweet was abhorrent.
I put out scraps and made sure she was not bothered during her weekly visits. The word got out that I was “harboring” this beast. I didn’t care. I loved her! Then she mistakenly, totally by accident, blamelessly, with no ill intent jumped the neighbor’s fence killed and ate their little yapper rat dog. That animal had no right to be out unattended and the owners were at fault. Correct?
I am being vilified, scorned and treated like a dirty shirt!
Do I need a new Matador, or Cricket, or or or a hug?
I noticed after awhile fewer and fewer felines about. Then one day SHE appeared sleeping lazily under the lemon tree 11.566 meters from my patio door. I had been presented with a savior. Cats were sitting on roofs all over the neighborhood. I could not even reach for a gun. The thought of harm coming to my Sweet was abhorrent.
I put out scraps and made sure she was not bothered during her weekly visits. The word got out that I was “harboring” this beast. I didn’t care. I loved her! Then she mistakenly, totally by accident, blamelessly, with no ill intent jumped the neighbor’s fence killed and ate their little yapper rat dog. That animal had no right to be out unattended and the owners were at fault. Correct?
I am being vilified, scorned and treated like a dirty shirt!
Do I need a new Matador, or Cricket, or or or a hug?