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dark1961 · Apr 6, 2018

So I got a tree rat at about 15 yards a week ago....he ran about 5 step and collapsed. The funny part is that a stray cat I had seen from
time to time around here , instantly runs from the brush, rolls around with the squirrel and straightens up holding the dead squirrel by the neck.
Now I can't get rid of the cat...he's waiting for another free meal everyday behind my house. Of course. there are no more squirrels, because he won't go away!!!!!!!!!!

Trailryder42 · Apr 6, 2018

Might try using a feeder, mounted high enough up in a tree that the rats feel safe, at least from the cat.

sonny · Apr 6, 2018

i heard cats make good tacos

colbhasa · Apr 6, 2018

My neighbour's cat came running every time it heard my rifle. Free house sparrow meal.

Trailryder42 · Apr 6, 2018

"sonny"i heard cats make good tacos

It's hard enough teaching them to poop in a box, let alone to make tacos.

MScottLeeman · Apr 6, 2018

The lack of opposable thumbs has been the primary detriment to most cats with culinary aspirations. Sad but true.

Glem.Chally · Apr 7, 2018

Hilarious read. lol

sonny · Apr 7, 2018

lmao@ both Trailrider and MScottLeeman

dark1961 · May 1, 2018

Do you guys think I should sting him with my Daisy Powerline BB CO2 pistol 400 FPS?
Just want to dissuade him not really hurt him. Or should I use my Gamo Express Shotgun with shot shells?
The Gamo Express makes a great close-up backyard snake gun. Not good for much else.

shooterdave · May 1, 2018

I'm a good shot with my slingshot, and I use it quite successfully to rid my yard of stray cats. I'm not trying to kill or injure, but instead I "soft-shoot" it, (don't pull back all the way), loaded with a gobstopper or jellybean, pop them in the rear. The 'sting' they feel is a perfect deterrent. Works great!

outdoorman · May 2, 2018

Place a pressurized water bottle out where he usually hangs out. Shoot the bottle when he's there.

dark1961 · May 21, 2018

Now the cat has 4 kittens living under my shed, of all the places around...why here?

markT · May 22, 2018

Shoot one of the kittens. Maybe she'll get the memo and move out..
No love for cats.. they spay and kill everything just for fun. And they are taking your fun..

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