FEDEX Shipping

I just shipped with ups in Ohio. I declared it as sporting goods and the clerk took it upon himself to quiz me as to what it was. I told him an air gun. He freaked out and told me that if it was a CO2 gun or firearm, there might be trouble. I assured him it was neither. He then asked me to confirm that the package contents were not dangerous. I agreed. He then grabbed the package and got a bit of paint on him (I used field marking paint to cover the labels, and apparently he doesn't have eyes). The next two minutes were spent watching him wipe his hands on multiple tissues because he didn't want to "spread it". Only then did he finally ring me up and hand over the receipt. What a fiasco.