Cranberry Sauce & Fruit Cake Carnage: NSA Slugs - RAW HM1000x LRT .30 caliber!

https://youtu.be/5IkHZWal_kc

Dear Santa,

I want a RAW HM 1000x LRT PCP .30 cal Airgun for Christmas! My wife is serving jellied cranberry sauce once again this year for Christmas dinner and I HATE that stuff! I need the very best PCP airgun you can get me ASAP to destroy the 4 cans of this crap before Dec. 25th. I'd also like an awesome scope adapter and video camera kit from TACTACAM to film my hunts and airgunning adventures. Here are some links for your elves:

* TACTACAM Video kit: https://lethalair.net/shop?olsPage=t%2Ftactacam-action-camera-and-accessories

* RAW HM 1000x LRT PCP .30 - https://www.airgundepot.com/raw-air-rifles.html

I helped her unload the groceries and have hidden the cans in the garage, but I need to destroy these FAST! With massive explosive jellied destruction shooting Nick Nielsen's NSA 30 cal slugs and a RAW HM 1000x LRT PCP .30 cal - I think it will take care of the problem!

You can get them here: https://nielsenspecialtyammo.com/collections/30-cal/products/47-2-grain-200-count-300-slug-nsa

I know I will have to open the Rapid Air Weapons HM1000x LRT PCP .30 early to take care of this situation before Christmas morning, but I have been a really good boy this year and think I deserve a cranberry sauce free holiday season and an awesome new RAW HM1000x LRT PCP .30.

So here is what I want in the Rapid Air Weapons (RAW) HM1000x LRT PCP .30:

* It needs to be made in the USA!

* .30 caliber with match grade barrel

* Black/Grey Laminate LRT (Long Range Target) Stock

* Carbon Fiber shroud

* Picatinny scope rail

* Fully adjustable trigger with safety catch

* 480cc Carbon Fiber Bottle

* Fill Pressure 230 BAR (3,335 PSI)

* Fully regulated

* M-Lok rail for mounting accessories

* Height adjustable cheek piece and butt pad

* Did I mention - it needs to be made in the USA!

Sincerely,

Chris Turek
UpNorthAirgunner
 
Chris, I am afraid you may have crossed the line this time. I have received information from my inside sources that the SPCCF SCD has been notified and they are now watching your activities closely. I fear your shopping privileges may be severely curtailed!

Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Christmas Faire Sauces and Cakes Division
 
Chris, I am afraid you may have crossed the line this time. I have received information from my inside sources that the SPCCF SCD has been notified and they are now watching your activities closely. I fear your shopping privileges may be severely curtailed!

Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Christmas Faire Sauces and Cakes Division

Best response ever! Happy New Year!