You know you have it bad when ...

Shooting an airgun, air pistol, or a sending a puck flying through the air toward a goalkeeper makes me happy. I get in the zone. I am still playing ‘beer league’ hockey at 57. I grew up playing in checking leagues. Today, I spend a lot of time in the penalty box because I cannot, “not” deliver a check. Shooting airguns is very similar, to me, but there is no penalty box.