Whats yoir favorite derogatory names for animals.

[Raden1942]

Hey guys just wondering what funny names you might have come up with for animals. What they wont tell you in hunter saftey class is that one of the most important things to do when hunting is whisper a derogatory word under your breath right before you murder the trash panda that has been harassing your pets and causing property damage. I think this will be hilarious. 

 

[Richieg]

Squirrels...tree rats.

 

[nervoustrig]

Raccoon: trash panda

Oops, didn’t read all the way through the first time.

 

[Matt247365]

Pigeons: Rats with wings

 

[TheIceman]

Raccoons: Masked Bandits

 

[tsmith]

Prairie dogs: sod poodles.

 

[RM100GUY]

Woodchucks: "Whistle Pigs".

 

[wheelie]

Ground hog - earth pig

 

[DonC]

pigeons...…..sky rats.

 

[JoeWayneRhea]

Doe Deer ..Skillet Heads 

 

[willy]

Table scraper" Beaver

 

[fishinwrench]

Skunk= Pole cat

Spike buck= propeller head

Doe= Slick head

Bird dog that doesn't hunt= Roop

Armadillo= Possum on the half shell

Turkey= Thunder chicken

 

[Guest]

I've got two. Seagulls who hang around dumps: Dump Ducks. Pigeons in urban areas: City Chickens. I wouldn't hunt he first on principle(and it's a crime), the second may not be bad but I don't hunt so can't say.

 

[BoostCreep0908]

muskrats, skunks, weasels, badgers, coons, decrepit coyotes: my momma

meanass coyotes, wolfs, catamounts: my momma on a bender

 

[RM100GUY]

Snappin' Turtles: "Stink-Pots".

 

[L.Leon]

Chipmunks “chirping devils”...

 

[mtnGhost]

Raccoons = catdogs 

 

[Jimborg]

Coyotes are furry cockroaches!

 

[saxon57]

Elk=pot lickers

 

[kayaker]

small spike buck : toe head / doe : skin head / sealion : whale turds / coyotes : sage dogs