What would you rather look at; a nice stocked and decked out airgun, a nice decked out 4 x 4 pickup truck, or a beautiful woman? I’m old so the airgun of course.
Tough choice
- Thread starter cahil_2
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How about a beautiful woman holding a decked out airgun, sitting in my nice decked out 4 x 4 pickup truck? 
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Only if the pickup is a 1981 Toyota SR5 in beige or white.
Otherwise, the airgun.
Any other trucks are ugly in comparison, and I'm ugly too so the pretty woman probably won't stick around when the money runs out.
Plus airguns are quieter than women.
Otherwise, the airgun.
Any other trucks are ugly in comparison, and I'm ugly too so the pretty woman probably won't stick around when the money runs out.
Plus airguns are quieter than women.
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The dawning of a new day, the close of that day as the sun is going down and living what's left of the American dream enjoying the right to have to privileges of not only "pbs" but knowing what it's like to own and enjoy the art of airguns.
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How about a beautiful woman holding a decked out airgun, sitting in my nice decked out 4 x 4 pickup truck?
Nothing wrong with looking at a "fine woman"...
But on the up-side, I'd rather play with my airguns or 4x4... and the wife is ok with that ;-)
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Old man is walking down the road and sees a frog, the frog says "if you kiss me I will transform into a beautuful princess", the old man picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket and continues down the road, after a while the man stops and removes the frog from his pocket, the frog says "why haven't you kissed me, don't you want me to become a beautiful princess"? The old man says "at my age I'de rather have a talking frog"...
Been married almost 40 years, wife is fine;
Had my share of pick ups;
Decked out air gun for me.
Been married almost 40 years, wife is fine;
Had my share of pick ups;
Decked out air gun for me.
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Even MY wife thought that was funny. I'm gonna chuckle every time I see a frog or toad for the rest of my life.
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Got my guns, got a very sweet, longhaired red head for a girlfriend who actually supports my addiction and has bought me a couple. The truck? Someday maybe but the first 2 are more important 
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I've had many trucks, but trucks are tools. Calling a truck good looking is like calling a hammer good looking. Unless you are a teenage boy. That's the last time I cared about what a truck looked like.
I've seen plenty of beautiful women (I married one). But like Lee Trevino said upon seeing a pretty woman in a bar, "Somewhere, some guy is tired of putting up with her sh!!t".
I'll take the gun.
I've seen plenty of beautiful women (I married one). But like Lee Trevino said upon seeing a pretty woman in a bar, "Somewhere, some guy is tired of putting up with her sh!!t".
I'll take the gun.
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Start with the decked out airgun. Use the airgun to win money at a competition. Buy decked out truck with money. Take the truck to a truck show and pick up a beautiful woman BADA BING BADA BOOM
*only take woman home if there’s no strings attached
*only take woman home if there’s no strings attached
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Well I have a wonderful beautiful wife, and while not super high end, I have several decent airguns- so I'm gonna take the decked out 4x4 pickup. I have a Jeep Renegade now but I could really use a pickup to get my mower up to my land. So do I win? lol
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Well I have a wonderful beautiful wife, and while not super high end, I have several decent airguns- so I'm gonna take the decked out 4x4 pickup. I have a Jeep Renegade now but I could really use a pickup to get my mower up to my land. So do I win? lol
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I hope your wife is not Italian/Spanish/Irish/French/Russian...
- Because telling on a public forum that your wife is not super high end... might get you killed or MIA ;-)
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LOL no the wife is super high end! The guns- not so much lol. Plus she is Scottish so I think I'm safe!
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