Skunks

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Just a funny but true story about the pungent odor of these charming little creatures.

Back when I was a truck driver, I accidentally hit a skunk in the middle of the night. My front tire hit him and threw him back under the trailer and he got thrown onto the spare tire rack. I guess it was about 2 AM and it was time to get a little coffee so I quickly pulled into a truck stop, the parking lot was full, must have been well over a hundred trucks on the lot and I ran into the rest room to answer a call of nature and picked a cup of coffee up on the way back out to the truck. I opened the door to go back out to the truck and there were only about 20 trucks left in the parking lot. Everyone was gettin da heck out of Dodge. I immediately noticed this strange "other worldly" smell and it got stronger and stronger as I got closer and closer to the truck and then I saw him hanging on the spare tire rack. What do I do … a moral dilemma … do I knock him off with a stick and leave him laying in the parking lot, do I put him in a trash can and leave him stinking up the whole area. The fight or flight instinct took over and I cranked up the truck as fast as I could and put that baby in the wind running 65 mph down the interstate. Eventually my little freeloading passenger got blown off but his memory stayed on the truck for days afterwards.
 
Just a funny but true story about the pungent odor of these charming little creatures.

Back when I was a truck driver, I accidentally hit a skunk in the middle of the night. My front tire hit him and threw him back under the trailer and he got thrown onto the spare tire rack. I guess it was about 2 AM and it was time to get a little coffee so I quickly pulled into a truck stop, the parking lot was full, must have been well over a hundred trucks on the lot and I ran into the rest room to answer a call of nature and picked a cup of coffee up on the way back out to the truck. I opened the door to go back out to the truck and there were only about 20 trucks left in the parking lot. Everyone was gettin da heck out of Dodge. I immediately noticed this strange "other worldly" smell and it got stronger and stronger as I got closer and closer to the truck and then I saw him hanging on the spare tire rack. What do I do … a moral dilemma … do I knock him off with a stick and leave him laying in the parking lot, do I put him in a trash can and leave him stinking up the whole area. The fight or flight instinct took over and I cranked up the truck as fast as I could and put that baby in the wind running 65 mph down the interstate. Eventually my little freeloading passenger got blown off but his memory stayed on the truck for days afterwards.

LOL! That pretty funny stuff right there! 

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