Racoon Peeing/Hunting

One day I was out on the farm with my wife. Seen a raccoon standing by the water spout. I din't have my gun with me but I still approached the coon. He looks at me and just stands staring. I took the horse whip and snapped it close to the coon. Nothing; the guy just muttered something filthy under his breath and started walking closer to me. I told the wife to go get the gun. Then snapped the whip this time hitting right at his toes. I swear this guy just laughed and started running ; climbing a tree. I like an idiot ran right after him, just as I looked up the tree he pissed all over my face.

I look at my wife in disbelief and she is standing laughing like crazy. I look at the coon and sure enough I swear to this day he is sitting up there looking down with a smug expression on his face. Taunting me. 

All that to say the 22 Guantlet provided us with dinner that night.


 
Lol! the only thing worse than getting peed on by a coon is eating one. Did you smell that thing when you skinned it? Smells like a mega turd. No, I'm not squeamish. Did a lot of coon hunting as a young man. Took about 10 minutes to skin with my gambrel. Two sticks to pull the tail out. Right? Put the fur in a bread bag then my vest and take off so hopefully Belle and I could find another. Put them on a stretcher next day after school. Bought my school clothes and more with fur money. Took a carcass home to try ONCE. Never again. Cooked them for the dogs a few times. Have at them!