Oh man. Turns out the farmer and his wife are not on the same page regarding squirrels!!
This is the place where the lady asked me to shoot them because they tore up her sunflower garden and chew holes in the plastic containers in the barn.
So when I gave the farmer the after action report (text message), he replied by saying the reds were his morning entertainment and to only shoot pigeons.....WTH?!?!?
Rather than giving up his wife, I simply apologized.