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[JoeWayneRhea]

" Voodoo Lottery spells caster" So I'm up WAY too early for work this morning and I click on American Airguns classifieds. And here's what I see. . Ok guys all bullpoop aside how are you possibly going to compete with a site that has a headline of Voodoo Lottery spells caster you know for a fact when you send this place your $300 you're going to instantly become a millionaire. I've already sent my $300 I think you guys should get on board also. When I win the million dollars I'm going to ask for some unusual poop. I want Leupold to make me a fixed power 11 Power Scope. Not 10 not 8 not 12 it gonna have to be an 11 power and I want it to say courtesy of voodoo Lottery spells Caster. It's a can't-miss plan I'm going to be rich you can be rich with me.Not trying to oversell it butttt , they also have a spell to make rats bring money and leave it on your bed ..

 

[Guest]

I dig it.

 

[RNMike]

Holy crap...I'm in! I can't wait to tell my wife, we're gonna be rich!!! I'm sending off $$$ now! Do you think if I send them more money, I'll win more? I'm putting my Wildcat in classifieds now

 

[ssunsera]

Uh no. Just no.

 

[Cone]

I got a good friend that is a hard core dungeons and dragons player, I checked with him and he said if you roll a 16 or higher while casting the spell it's a sure thing.

 

[FunGun]

Dang, IF I would have only known, I just since PRINCE MAXIUMSCREWME of the kingdom FOOLSMEMORE my extra 300.00 but that's ok your only going to be a millionaire, I am going to be a bazillionaire in a few weeks as soon as they find a boat big enough to load all my fortune on. Anyone got the time? Come to think of it that was about 3 weeks ago. Hmm.

 

[Dcorvino]

Hold it 
you are gambling I have a sure thing ok, I get emails everyday from high ranking government officials that want to give me money just for helping them out. And all I have to do is give them my social security number and banking information so it doesn't cost me anything so I can keep my 300 bucks

 

[Kitplanenut]

To hell with the lottery. Can they do something about my shooting? Can they put a spell on my rifles so they always hit where I'm aiming. EBR is coming up and I could use all the help avilabil. 

 

[fr8rbum747]

Joe, you never fail to amaze...
This is a much better deal than the late night all in one machine that will revolutionize my cooking needs.
Keep them coming...

 

[JoeN]

I have a sure fire win for someone though it's limited to the first 4000 people that send in their money. Just send me $250 and as soon as the 4000th person sends in their entry I will guarantee that one person will double their entry fee. Since I am feeling generous, I will throw in a free air rifle - of my choice. How can you beat a deal like that? You don't have to cast any spells and your information is guarantied safe with me.

 

[Monroe-air]

This seems a little to good to be true but sense you are all doing it I don't want to be left out. Talk about short term investment!

 

[Hammer47]

Actually Joe I sent 'em $300 TWICE as I wants to be a MULTI millionaire. Makes sense yes?

 

[JoeWayneRhea]

Well I've been thinking about it , when my ship rolls in I'll want to give something back ..A way to help mankind when my time here is done . I am launching a one man crusade to outlaw sports bras, And shut down Chinese scope factories. And of course bring back the McRib year around..What can I say , I'm a deep thinker

 

[AG72]

Could you please fix the flyers that appears when you least want them too?

 

[Hammer47]

Know just what you mean Joe...........I always wanted to play piano in a whorehouse..............didn't happen.

 

[Willie14228]

"JoeWayneRhea"Well I've been thinking about it , when my ship rolls in I'll want to give something back ..A way to help mankind when my time here is done . I am launching a one man crusade to outlaw sports bras, And shut down Chinese scope factories. And of course bring back the McRib year around..What can I say , I'm a deep thinker

Hey wait
Sports Bras?? those are fun to watch jognbounce .... P.S I have it from an inside source the McRib will be back in Nov

 

[just.neil]

Ha Ha Ha I'm already filthy rich....can't wait to see you guys on this side

 

[X27]

I want an 11.7 power scope with a happy face for the reticle if I won.