This villainous enemy had been eluding me for some time. I was certain that I had his whereabouts pinpointed a month ago, but when I peeled back the layers of trash and equipment that filled my passenger's footwell - he was out of sight and presumed gone forever. Today, when I found this no good can of Orange Fanta under my passenger's seat, he was filthy and repulsive like a warm urine sample. I knew right away what had to be done - this can would be made an example of for any other cans that got bright ideas for evading justice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASz0JzA6ztE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASz0JzA6ztE