A few days ago I ordered something I’ve been after for a while. Since I moved, air supply has become scarce, and timing was right to order an air compressor from a reputable brand and a supplier I have good experience with.
Well of course I have been giddy as a school boy tracking the status of the package every day. Today was delivery day, and I had my eye on the front porch about every 30 minutes. Around 6 today I start getting nervous hoping he is just running late. I decide to check the status with the online tracker.
DELIVERED!!! NOOOOOOOOOOooooo
Where the hell is my package? I searched the front door.. nothing, the garage door.. nothing.. the garage.. nothing.. now I sweating.. I look in my pickup bed.. nothing.
I AM NOW STARTING TO FLIP OUT!!! I search everywhere over and over again... nothing... At this point I fear the worst
I call Fed Ex and report that it wasn’t delivered. I don’t feel that they are taking my case serious enough. I decide to drive up and down the street looking for packages left at the front door.. I even drive around the block to a similar address as mine.. DENIED! it’s a French chateau with a gate at the end of the driveway!
Now I am starting to panic as I would if I lost my 5 year-old at the fair... I am trying to keep my composure, but I want to find it prior to whom ever has it and starts to open it and in turn goobers it up! I’m the guy with safe queens after all! I text my neighbors, and they don’t have it.
Who would even know what to do with a high pressure air compressor?
Any and all suggestions are welcome.
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Well of course I have been giddy as a school boy tracking the status of the package every day. Today was delivery day, and I had my eye on the front porch about every 30 minutes. Around 6 today I start getting nervous hoping he is just running late. I decide to check the status with the online tracker.
DELIVERED!!! NOOOOOOOOOOooooo
Where the hell is my package? I searched the front door.. nothing, the garage door.. nothing.. the garage.. nothing.. now I sweating.. I look in my pickup bed.. nothing.
I AM NOW STARTING TO FLIP OUT!!! I search everywhere over and over again... nothing... At this point I fear the worst

I call Fed Ex and report that it wasn’t delivered. I don’t feel that they are taking my case serious enough. I decide to drive up and down the street looking for packages left at the front door.. I even drive around the block to a similar address as mine.. DENIED! it’s a French chateau with a gate at the end of the driveway!
Now I am starting to panic as I would if I lost my 5 year-old at the fair... I am trying to keep my composure, but I want to find it prior to whom ever has it and starts to open it and in turn goobers it up! I’m the guy with safe queens after all! I text my neighbors, and they don’t have it.
Who would even know what to do with a high pressure air compressor?
Any and all suggestions are welcome.
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