How Do You Guys Keep Your Wife From Seeing All The Packages Arriving

I sometimes have them sent to a son's house.

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I just spent $5000.00 on some new flooring for part of the house. I have four or five packages landing in the next day or two. $5000 covers some but not all of my butt. She’s at the beauty salon getting “ the works”. I don’t ask her what that costs and I’m darned sure I don’t want to know. That covers the rest of my rather expansive back side. I’ll be married 50 years in august. For a fee I’ll provide counseling for those in need. Clear for some it’s too late 😩
 
I don't have to hide anything, my wife is very understanding.

lol - I have stuff shipped to my work address attn: me ;-)



I used to have stuff shipped to work. But we've now been married for 36 years and either I finally have her 'trained', or she has just given up all hope on me!

I've got a B-day coming up late this month, and this morning I told her that I had a couple of gifts coming for me. She just said "Great, I haven't gotten anything for you yet anyway."

The 3rd incoming gun arriving early next week - well I'll just have to try and hide that one... I don't want to have to wait until the end of the month before I can shoot it.