Let me tell y'all a story:
A biker had a pet monkey that would eat anything.
One day he came into a pool bar and the monkey jumped onto the bar and started stuffing himself with peanuts, cherries and cocktail onions.
Not before long it jumped onto the pool table and ate a ball.
Embrassed the biker payed for a new set of balls and left.
2 weeks later he entered the same bar.
The monkey jumped onto the bar and started stuffing himself with peanuts, cherries and cocktail onions, just like last time but this time he stuffed the items up his butt before eating them.
Bartender: Whats up with that?
Biker: He still eats everything but now he checks size before stuffing it down.
Same with Umarex!
In the future they just might be a bit more carefull before they make big calims without knowing what the outcome is.
A biker had a pet monkey that would eat anything.
One day he came into a pool bar and the monkey jumped onto the bar and started stuffing himself with peanuts, cherries and cocktail onions.
Not before long it jumped onto the pool table and ate a ball.
Embrassed the biker payed for a new set of balls and left.
2 weeks later he entered the same bar.
The monkey jumped onto the bar and started stuffing himself with peanuts, cherries and cocktail onions, just like last time but this time he stuffed the items up his butt before eating them.
Bartender: Whats up with that?
Biker: He still eats everything but now he checks size before stuffing it down.
Same with Umarex!
In the future they just might be a bit more carefull before they make big calims without knowing what the outcome is.
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