Reminds me of an old laugh. Late 80s I was working patrol and we had a call for a prowler around an old Mexican food restaurant. The shift supervisor is walking around the restaurant in a remote area. I just got out of my car and turned on my handheld radio when I look up my lights are illuminating the supervisor walking left to right along the front of the building and a skunk walking back to front coming up the right side of the building. This was in the spring and the county was having an issue with rabies and skunks. I could tell they were about to meet, so I grab my radio to warn him, but just as I key up, I'm still too close to the car so there is nothing, but feedback across the channel. He draws and fires a .45, but doesn't get a clean kill. The skunk flees under the restaurant. Yeah, we didn't eat there for a month or two. I hear he's working for Homeland Security today. Insert your own joke here. 

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