Come on Old Spook, you've got to be puttin' me on! Here's some samples … "You other companies out there who may want my reviewer expertise and my honesty and integrity, you know that all comes with a price folks." "I will continue to be ... or at least pretend to be ... a really honest genuine guy. I know that by going through this entire process, it's probably going to corrupt me greatly … however I'm a pretty good actor so I intend to play the honest integrity role out as much as necessary in order to keep this deal alive. I promise to hire really good lawyers and anyone that partners up with me, I will protect me and you together, as we bleed the country and the Second Amendment supporters of all the money in their pockets"
I'm sorry if I can't make this seem a little funny and convoluted, therefore I will relegate myself to growing hair under my arms, while pondering the meanings of life, bolstered by the fact that were it not for electricity, we'd all be watching television and reading AGN by candlelight.
Love, Live and Laugh
It's a short pony ride
John
PS … and yes, I am an avid viewer and supporter of Eric and IV8888 and have been for years, but even Eric would laugh at this!