This one was making a careful approach from above towards the 20 Lb pile of acorns (no idea how those acorns got there
Sudenly, it didn’t know what to think of next. An 18 grain JSB had found its way out of a Daystate Regal XL and into its brain. It hung by a single claw for what seemed like an eternity, dripping, just dripping, until it decided to drop and take a dirt nap.
[Jeremy, if you are reading, I hope this narrative satisfies]