Guys I'm here to say that not only has Corona virus taken my little girl out of school,... Which btw is awsome because I can teach her some real survival education in the woods... But has also raped my airgun. Yes it's true I awoke this morning to my local rod and gun club canceling half the get togethers that I participated in. The rest are to be announced. I found my poor Air gun crying in the shower shuddering and I couldn't console her. Covid 19 had raped her of her only purpose in life. I tried to tell her that fear was the denial of the father and that fear is the tool of Satan but the news kept saying how screwed we all are. My airgun forgot that she was a freedom loving American and hates when authorities grab for more power through fear. I don't blame my club but I do blame the media for scaring my poor airgun and my club into fear. I want to remind everyone that these A- holes are the same people that told us to fear weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and convinced us to fight in endless desert wars because of 18 dudes with boxcutters that somehow crippled the greatest nation earth has ever known. Yeah my airgun is scared and weak but I have Jesus christ and all jokes aside please guys realise these guys are known liars. God is real and we should fear nothing these rapists tell us. We have no reason to believe them. Love you guys hope you get the joke and what's not a joke. Amen