Congratulations to Joe Wayne Rhea!!

Yo Joe ... retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing all day without worrying about getting caught at it. But it's not all fun and games, I went to an antique auction the other day and 3 people bid on me … and sometimes it gets a little confusing when you start having dry dreams and wet farts. But knowing your character and how much you enjoy a good time, I'm sure you will do well. Best of luck to you, you only go around once!

PS

Grandma has been staring through the window ever since it started to snow … if it gets much worse, I'll have to let her in.