I know it was YOU who sent me the new Benjamin Discovery because no one else knew I was really curious to try one and only YOU knew I was going to order one even though you suggested a MAXIMUS instead because you knew I like wood stock instead. I was REALLY wondering WHY you insisted that I wait until after CHRISTMAS to buy one.
Very funny... addressed from HO HO HO... DO NOT OPEN TILL XMAS... NORTH POLE...
I have been emailing you to express my thankfulness to you with no reply. I am forced to thank you publicly with hopes you are reading this. I am not sure if you are too modest to reply or you are simply unable to but I will feel better doing it this way. AND MY WIFE IS MAKING ME DO IT. She noticed you haven't posted for days now and told me you haven't been logging in either. She reads all of your posts, every single one of them and so do I after she tells me what happened.
My wife simply adores you and it is driving me NUTS! She has NEVER been interested in airguns before YOU showed up. I had better treat her right otherwise she WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FROM ALL CORNERS OF THE EARTH knowing her. She even admires the pistol I got from you and wants to try and shoot it one day which she has NEVER asked me to do with ANY OF MY GUNS.
Honestly, we had NO IDEA what was going on with you because when you PM'd me when I was having a difficult time selling or trading my LEFTY Air Venturi V10 pistol, I thought you were left handed but after reading you can't use your left arm let alone hand, realized you wanted to help me out even though you weren't going to be able to shoot my V10. You helped me get my dream pistol since you knew I was like you very into 10 meter stuff we both even have many similar guns too!
When I told you I wanted to buy a Steyr LP50 semi automatic pistol and I offered to trade you plus add money you hesitated because you told me you only had one left and it was the high power with an LDC and everything and scope etc... I still bugged you like hell until you agreed to sell it and take my V10 for trade plus $1200. I feel really bad low balling you to $1000. I feel worse that you even accepted it because I knew it was your favorite pistol. When I sent you the $1000 plus my V10, you sent me 2 pistols which I did not expect. You sent me the Steyr LP50 HP and a Feinwerkbau P58 both with two magazines each in their factory hard cases. I shot both and prefered the FWB P58 because it was quieter and not needing an LDC and had a better trigger than the Steyr just like you said which I did not believe at first when you told me until I shot it for myself.
What do you do after I send you the Steyr LP50 back with an extra $200 to give you your original asking price with the trade deal? You send back the $1000 with a note (for buying extra magazines because they are EXPENSIVE) and the $200 with a note (for buying MORE PELLETS BECAUSE YOUR GONNA NEED EM!!!) with another note ENJOY THE GUN! don't worry I still have another FWB P58 with a happy face drawing!!! You were absolutely RIGHT I can easily go through TWO TINS in an HOUR!
My wife became a totally new woman after she started to read your posts here. She had never taken any interest in reading any forum talk on the net before nor had any interest in my airgun hobby until she started to hear me laugh out loud reading your posts here and she became curious and started to read when I am not at home. I came home one day and she lifted up my shirt trying to smell my bellybutton! She lifted up hers and insisted I smell hers too! I thought WThe...??? She even put in an old Star Trek TV series DVD and couldn't stop laughing every time Spock said FASCINATING... I think she is obsessed with you because she normally tells me hun, turn on the A/C... or turn on the AIR...
but lately she has been saying I need some COLD AIR or turn on the COLD AIR even in the car!
I am jealous because she only clicks onto your profile to read what you type under forums started and topics created and then go frantically looking for that thread all through AGN to find what that was all about then scream laughing like a crazy woman. We would be at the dinner table and out of nowhere she would start to chuckle for no apparent reason then laugh uncontrollably and hysterically for minutes sometimes for a half an hour! It sure is a sight to see at the restaurants! She has to go to the bathroom when that happens!
Even the post she was hysterical about the
BIG FAT JUICY RED HADOUKEN comment as calm as it could be. I really didn't understand why was it so funny? I know that the Hadouken is a fireball thrown from Ryu or Ken from Street Fighter video game but ??? She told me to go onto BING search, type in BIG FAT JUICY RED HADOUKEN then turn off the safe search feature and go to IMAGES. We couldn't just stop laughing it was SO hilarious!
LOL!!! ROFL!!!
I'll take a RED BALL FOR YOU ANYTIME! (maybe not looking forward to a BIG FAT JUICY RED HADOUKEN tho...) LOL!!!
PLEASE COLDAIR, IF YOU ARE READING THIS SEND ME AN EMAIL we want to FOLLOW YOU and let us know you are OK and what forum you have moved to if you did so already, doesn't need to be airguns, ANY FORUM, we (well... my wife especially) wants to follow you... even though it kinda bothers me a little to think you may be on her mind while we do our nightly WILD THINGS... it has been WILDER after she started reading your posts!
We really need your bright and warm sunshine back into our lives COLDAIR! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US LIKE THIS!
LET US KNOW WHERE YOU WANDERED OFF TO PLEASE! WE WANT TO FOLLOW!
If anybody here knows he is OK please email me as well.
Thank you
[email protected]
Walt
Very funny... addressed from HO HO HO... DO NOT OPEN TILL XMAS... NORTH POLE...
I have been emailing you to express my thankfulness to you with no reply. I am forced to thank you publicly with hopes you are reading this. I am not sure if you are too modest to reply or you are simply unable to but I will feel better doing it this way. AND MY WIFE IS MAKING ME DO IT. She noticed you haven't posted for days now and told me you haven't been logging in either. She reads all of your posts, every single one of them and so do I after she tells me what happened.
My wife simply adores you and it is driving me NUTS! She has NEVER been interested in airguns before YOU showed up. I had better treat her right otherwise she WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FROM ALL CORNERS OF THE EARTH knowing her. She even admires the pistol I got from you and wants to try and shoot it one day which she has NEVER asked me to do with ANY OF MY GUNS.
Honestly, we had NO IDEA what was going on with you because when you PM'd me when I was having a difficult time selling or trading my LEFTY Air Venturi V10 pistol, I thought you were left handed but after reading you can't use your left arm let alone hand, realized you wanted to help me out even though you weren't going to be able to shoot my V10. You helped me get my dream pistol since you knew I was like you very into 10 meter stuff we both even have many similar guns too!
When I told you I wanted to buy a Steyr LP50 semi automatic pistol and I offered to trade you plus add money you hesitated because you told me you only had one left and it was the high power with an LDC and everything and scope etc... I still bugged you like hell until you agreed to sell it and take my V10 for trade plus $1200. I feel really bad low balling you to $1000. I feel worse that you even accepted it because I knew it was your favorite pistol. When I sent you the $1000 plus my V10, you sent me 2 pistols which I did not expect. You sent me the Steyr LP50 HP and a Feinwerkbau P58 both with two magazines each in their factory hard cases. I shot both and prefered the FWB P58 because it was quieter and not needing an LDC and had a better trigger than the Steyr just like you said which I did not believe at first when you told me until I shot it for myself.
What do you do after I send you the Steyr LP50 back with an extra $200 to give you your original asking price with the trade deal? You send back the $1000 with a note (for buying extra magazines because they are EXPENSIVE) and the $200 with a note (for buying MORE PELLETS BECAUSE YOUR GONNA NEED EM!!!) with another note ENJOY THE GUN! don't worry I still have another FWB P58 with a happy face drawing!!! You were absolutely RIGHT I can easily go through TWO TINS in an HOUR!
My wife became a totally new woman after she started to read your posts here. She had never taken any interest in reading any forum talk on the net before nor had any interest in my airgun hobby until she started to hear me laugh out loud reading your posts here and she became curious and started to read when I am not at home. I came home one day and she lifted up my shirt trying to smell my bellybutton! She lifted up hers and insisted I smell hers too! I thought WThe...??? She even put in an old Star Trek TV series DVD and couldn't stop laughing every time Spock said FASCINATING... I think she is obsessed with you because she normally tells me hun, turn on the A/C... or turn on the AIR...
but lately she has been saying I need some COLD AIR or turn on the COLD AIR even in the car!
I am jealous because she only clicks onto your profile to read what you type under forums started and topics created and then go frantically looking for that thread all through AGN to find what that was all about then scream laughing like a crazy woman. We would be at the dinner table and out of nowhere she would start to chuckle for no apparent reason then laugh uncontrollably and hysterically for minutes sometimes for a half an hour! It sure is a sight to see at the restaurants! She has to go to the bathroom when that happens!
Even the post she was hysterical about the
BIG FAT JUICY RED HADOUKEN comment as calm as it could be. I really didn't understand why was it so funny? I know that the Hadouken is a fireball thrown from Ryu or Ken from Street Fighter video game but ??? She told me to go onto BING search, type in BIG FAT JUICY RED HADOUKEN then turn off the safe search feature and go to IMAGES. We couldn't just stop laughing it was SO hilarious!
LOL!!! ROFL!!!
I'll take a RED BALL FOR YOU ANYTIME! (maybe not looking forward to a BIG FAT JUICY RED HADOUKEN tho...) LOL!!!
PLEASE COLDAIR, IF YOU ARE READING THIS SEND ME AN EMAIL we want to FOLLOW YOU and let us know you are OK and what forum you have moved to if you did so already, doesn't need to be airguns, ANY FORUM, we (well... my wife especially) wants to follow you... even though it kinda bothers me a little to think you may be on her mind while we do our nightly WILD THINGS... it has been WILDER after she started reading your posts!
We really need your bright and warm sunshine back into our lives COLDAIR! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US LIKE THIS!
LET US KNOW WHERE YOU WANDERED OFF TO PLEASE! WE WANT TO FOLLOW!
If anybody here knows he is OK please email me as well.
Thank you
[email protected]
Walt
