Can't Backyard Pest Control

My lovely wife told me I can't shoot the squirrels in our backyard anymore because we are trying to sell our house and have people viewing it all the time. She doesn't want blood stains on the shed and scare away a possible buyer. So here I am with my brand new .25 Impact with tons of squirrels and can't do a darn thing. I removed my murder board (the board I put up to stop the pellets from hitting my shed) and within two days, the dang squirrels have chewed the shed up where the board used to be. As soon as she gets home from work, I'll show her the shed and plea my case to snipe a few more. On a side note, we have found a house we both like, but I won't tell her why I like it. It has even more squirrels than my current house if you can believe that! As I type this, I'm staring at 7 squirrels in my yard. 


 
LoL, "has even more squirrels..." We have racoon, possum, rabbit, chipmunk, squirrels, barred owls, snakes, frogs and...urban coyote (not on trail cam yet). But squirrels have not been destructive yet. Chipmunks all but gone now, drowned or cat. I havent had desire to get the racoon and I wildled the possums down to just one or two after taking 3 out with .22 Wildcat. Good luck with your new house.