My wife saw me sitting out back with the air rifle and proceeds to rip into me about killing innocent birds that aren't doing anything to hurt anybody. How could I be so cruel, she asked.
So I tell her I'm shooting cowbirds. She says she loves those birds and is looking like she's about to cry.
I said, did you know cowbirds look for other birds nests, roll the other birds eggs out, then put their own eggs in the nest for the other birds to hatch? They're parasitic birds and there are a bazillion of them.
She thinks about it for a second and says.... Don't miss!
LOL
So beware! They may love you today and put a bullet in you tomorrow!
So I tell her I'm shooting cowbirds. She says she loves those birds and is looking like she's about to cry.
I said, did you know cowbirds look for other birds nests, roll the other birds eggs out, then put their own eggs in the nest for the other birds to hatch? They're parasitic birds and there are a bazillion of them.
She thinks about it for a second and says.... Don't miss!
LOL
So beware! They may love you today and put a bullet in you tomorrow!