Berryville Bunny

[Guest]

This poor little fellow got under the lawn mower. Wifey was beside herself. Bunny was very lucky. He lost half an ear, his left front leg at the shoulder, and took a scrape out of his back. Derby the Dog has already decided this bunny is part of the pack, so no eating this one. We are going to call him stumpy.

 

[Yo]

HE Looks a bit small to eat. Go feed it to the CAT. OR Maybe raise him for a year then WABBIT STEWWWWWW. Yo!

 

[Yo]

Was raised some cattle some years ago and got fond like part of the family then slaughtered then ate them Mmm mmm!!! Yo!

 

[Guest]

Was raised some cattle some years ago and got fond like part of the family then slaughtered then ate them Mmm mmm!!! Yo!

LOL YO! You just ain't right.

 

[JimNM]

You don't eat a good friend like that (all at once)

 

[Guest]

You heard that one too. LOL

Yeah, that pig has been a hell of a good pig...

 

[Eamon]

You don't eat a good friend like that (all at once)

You heard that one too. LOL

Yeah, that pig has been a hell of a good pig...

I forgot all about that joke. God, I laughed my ass off the first time I heard it. Told it for years. Well here comes round two. lol

Eamon

 

[JimNM]

glad it was as funny out loud as it was inside my head .

 

[Yo]

No joke we really DID EAT THEM. Even my pet chickens I used to play with every single day and my pet pig I raised from a baby was most faithful pet I ever owned smarter than any dog too. I let somebody else kill him I just couldn't do it but still...MMM mmm GOOD! Yo!

 

[Removed]

Sad to see that, poor little guy was probably terrified.

 

[Guest]

He was jumping and hopping and ready to go eat grass and be a bunny by this morning. Small critters with short lives heal fast. So stump has gone ... wifey put him in the yard against my protests. I told her Derby had not had time to learn to know him. That did not phase her. I told her I probably would not recognize him and be able to differentiate him from the rest in tall grass (the one ear might help though). I guess she just wanted to keep him around.

So yesh, YO! he may become hasenpfeffer. I won't feel good about killing him, if I do, but I won't feel bad about eating him and I suspect I will get my wife's share.

That's kinda dark, ain't it?

 

[Yo]

HEY Ain't I Kylo Ren? There's a reason I specifically chose this one. It first started with Hansel and Gretel I got the unedited version growing up who ate the children so this started when I was very young. I always thought while growing up how would a child taste like? REALLY!!! Upbringing? Yo!

 

[Guest]

Derby caught the bunny today... killed him. Then he figured out he could eat them and went out and caught a second one and ate it. =( Well, I guess I wont get to give stumpy a pass this fall.

 

[Yo]

 

[Guest]

=) Great pics.. Got to save some of those.