Be careful out there, the chance is never zero!!!

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I'd venture to say that the chance of getting killed by a squirrel with an RPG are at least as high as the possum/gatling threat.



However, the threat level associated with my worst enemy — the feral pigeon — is still a mystery to me.... 

Maybe some of you have some peer reviewed research on this, or lacking trustworthy statistics, at least some juicy rumors to enlighten me.

Thanks,

Matthias