Am I Too Stupid for Airguns ? ( The Booger Post)

Thanks hammer47. But where exactly is it? That's a couple hours East of me. Like to give it a look. Itching to sight in the Hatsan & Winchester, which are ready to go. Crosman 160 needs a gas valve assembly from archer & their seal kit to get it ready after restoration. And cigarette butts are great t9 stick boogers to. the roll around to coat with ashes so they're less visible. Stealth boogers!
 
I have actually think that my IQ is lower due to lead poisoning, or i hope it is... I parked my car, it's an old car, with real keys, and in half panic mode search the carkeys inside out of it so i could lock it, even went to my flat for the spare ones just to find out that i held them in my hand... So how many airgunners does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, im to busy picking boogers...
 
I don't call my wife over to read posts very often, in fact on this forum, this original post was the first one! Funny stuff. I can relate to the parking. Holy cow, one day my wife was waiting outside in our car. I came outta the store and climbed into the passenger seat. Whoops, wrong car and worse...wrong lady! Wonder I didn't get shot by either the wrong lady or my wife!
 
This post has ruined me. I've just ruined one of my favorite Garth Brooks songs ......now I sing it to my self......

Garth's version
He's headin' back from somewhere
That he never should have been
And the thunder rolls
And the thunder rolls


my version

His head's leaned back, and his finger's
Somewhere it never should have been
And the Booger rolls
And the Booger rolls