OK so you finally get your hands on a " magnum springer " This is going to be great !!!! PCP power in a spring rifle !! Incredible poop to be sure ...This day is gonna KickAss for sure . . Well first thing you notice is the length . Hmm. This baby's pretty long . No worries , its just for leverage when you cock it ...Dont give it another thought .
No worries you think . Just a slight tap on the barrel and I'll open her up and pop in a pellet you think
No sorry Babe , this is a Magnum Springer ... Make a hard flat palm and hit it like you hate its guts .Picture palm punching a cinder block ...Youll get the idea
Ok so you are half way there !!! Damn thing was probably just not broke in yet ...It'll ease up for sure in a few shots .... Or at least you hope so ... Regardless now the fun part ...You need to double check to make sure the family jewels are nice and secure , and then inhale deeply and cock this beast .
Holy Crap !! Something for sure wrong with this gun . Maybe a squirt of 3in1 oil on the hinge will get it right . So she's cocked , loaded , and now a moment of quiet reflection .
You feel yourself stalling , You have basically used almost all your upper body strength to cock this thing . Now the moment of truth ....You have GOT to fire it and unleash the spring . Hell what could the the worse to happen . Maybe it'll have a slight kick , but the memories of your childhood BBguns are once again about to Screw you over !!!!
Nothing left to do now but pull the trigger .
This will be a blast ...You've psyched yourself up over nothing . Now take careful aim and enjoy the shot ...Don't forget to follow thru .
The next few moments are a little fuzzy ... Your trigger finger appears to be scraped , Something has happened ......The gun must have blown up .... There was a noise , and it wasn't like recoil at all , it was like being electrocuted or something .... This ain't right , guns don't do this , this thing jumped 5 different directions at once . Why are my eyes watering , and your not sure but it feels like a little Pee slipped out . At least you hope its just Pee. Why would anyone do this to themselves ...These guns should like come with warnings or something . After a few moments the smell hits you ....it wasn't just Pee.
Yep welcome to magnum springers . Give yourself a few months and a few thousand shots and you should be able to hit an oil can at 20 yards .
Nothing left to do now but pull the trigger .
Yep welcome to magnum springers . Give yourself a few months and a few thousand shots and you should be able to hit an oil can at 20 yards .