
It seems to me that there should be... —
a recognition of good deeds and high level performance. ▪ Students get scholarships.
▪ Workers get promotions.
▪ Soldiers get medals.
▪ Athletes get trophies.
What do PESTERS get?!?

Pesters make the world a better place.

And some do so with a high level of performance (and predjudice).

Shouldn't we have like an online
Pesters International association, with a listing of the quantity and the type of pests that were permanently removed?

And with the meager membership fees we could afford to send
small plaques for each
pesting milestone, say like:
• 6 racoons in one night
• 75 starlings in one day
• 100 pigeons in one day
• 500 squirrels total
• 1000 rabbits total
• 3000 pigeons total
• etc. etc.
Max definitely deserves a plaque (or several, really).
You're doing good, buddy! We appreciate you!
Matthias

So, who's up for founding
Pesters International?