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“Bobbed06”Evidently the fermented sour apples were enough to get him loaded. His monstrous self was staggering around and falling down drunk today in the yard………Didnt even see it coming…….


Did you kill a drunk groundhog!? 
All that poor fellow wanted was some damn piece and quiet. I’m assuming Mrs. Groundhog was nagging the shit out of him so he went out side where your banging on the damn screen door. So he respectively approaches your house, on the very front porch where you were, to kindly ask you to keep it down. You got frightned and ran inside to grab a gun! Not getting the quiet he was looking for and with a few close brushes with death, Mr.Chuck or Woodie as he prefered just said “f it” and got smashed to drowned out his poor life choices for example being a groundhog and dropping out of school. Stumbling home from the bar knowing he had to wake up at 4:30 in the morning to support his wife and kids he was suddenly ambushed by you and shot dead…. Poor Woodie.