A guy wants to get a bear, so he takes his PCP 72 Cal. deep in the woods. He sees a big bear, holds up his gun, aims, boom. He looks after the smoke, nothing. Behind him he feels a big paw on his shoulder and in a big burly voice he hears, drop your drawers and bend over. The bear gives him the big Kahuna and disappears. The Hunter pissed and bleeding goes home.
He’es back next day with a 30;06. See’s the bear and unloads a full clip. Puts his gun down to look. No bear. Burly, Paw shoulder bend over again the bear gives it to the Hunter and disappears, Hunters pissed, and blood loss.
Next day he has that gattling gun Arnold used in Predator. He see’s the bear holds the gun and lets it go, vegetation pulverized trees down, an absolute waste land. After the smoke has a look. Nothing.
Big Bear paw on the shoulder, and the bear says. “You didn’t come out here to hunt, did you“.
‘Couldn’t resist a hunting joke. Sorry to get off side. Crow
He’es back next day with a 30;06. See’s the bear and unloads a full clip. Puts his gun down to look. No bear. Burly, Paw shoulder bend over again the bear gives it to the Hunter and disappears, Hunters pissed, and blood loss.
Next day he has that gattling gun Arnold used in Predator. He see’s the bear holds the gun and lets it go, vegetation pulverized trees down, an absolute waste land. After the smoke has a look. Nothing.
Big Bear paw on the shoulder, and the bear says. “You didn’t come out here to hunt, did you“.
‘Couldn’t resist a hunting joke. Sorry to get off side. Crow
...
