Turnabout is fair play

This is such a strange event. I know pigs can be dangerous. The worst animal bite I've ever seen was from a sow on the thigh of a farmer when I worked as an orderly in our local hospital in high school. It took out a massive chunk. We've also had a local farmer completely consumed with nothing but small pieces of clothing and a cell phone found in the hog pen. I would think that for a Muslim this would be a horrific way to die, given the uncleanliness of swine in their religion, not to mention being mauled by something wild. I have killed animals my entire life, but I have always tried to be efficient and humane in dispatching them. Nature, however, is brutal. 

Darn it almost makes me not want to hunt the beasts 
Mmmmm well shoot, maybe we need to have an operation miss piggy
Take all these wild pigs We have in Texas and drop them off over there We had a operation dumbo after all

Stranger danger, fo' sho'!