Hello all,
I have a pigeon problem on my balcony at my apartment complex. It is just two pigeons. I made the mistake of letting the hen make a nest and lay eggs. I thought it was cool to see the eggs hatch, watch the chicks grow up, etc. MAN WAS I WRONG. Once the chicks got old enough that they were constantly screeching for food, I went out there to shoo them away. Lo and behold, the hen had already laid two new eggs. I tossed the eggs over the balcony onto the sidewalk, along with the nest. That did not deter her. I think I've thrown a total of 7 eggs onto the sidewalk now. The office said they'd send maintenance to come clean up the poop. The poor guy showed up with a broom and a dustpan, then left and came back with a bucket and a shovel, wearing a mask over his mouth and nose. It was that bad. It took him almost 2 hours to get it cleaned up.
It's just about back to being that bad again. I'm on my second attempt at trapping them (the last trap blew off the balcony and broke) - I've spent over $100 on this so far now, and I'm not having a whole lot of faith in the trap. If it does work, a professional exterminator will come to retrieve them, and as he discreetly put it, "Make sure they don't come back again." I told him that he could hit them with a flamethrower for all I care. I HATE THEM.
My friend suggested a Daisy .177 pump air rifle. It was a tremendous hassle. As I'm sure everyone knows, the pellets are quite small. It was really difficult to load the Daisy. I had to get the pellet into a small opening in the top, directly under the scope, oriented absolutely perfectly, or else the air rifle would break. I'm a gun enthusiast and have loaded guns a bazillion times, but this was a different animal - and more difficult yet because I have a tremor. It doesn't affect my aim; it just affects things such as, say, putting a very tiny thing into a very tiny hole very precisely and directly under an obstacle. After I broke my second one, I decided to go back to trying to trap them. No luck.
I've gotten conflicting information as to whether I will need a .22 air rifle to dispatch them, or whether a .177 will be sufficient. I measured and for the places where I could safely shoot them, it's 5 to 7 feet tops. I know the rules of gun safety (I have a CPL), and if they fly up onto the edge of the balcony wall, I no longer have a clear shot because there are other apartment buildings right across the way. But often they choose to hang out where the worst thing I could hit if I missed would be a concrete wall or concrete floor.
I found a couple of models online that had great reviews, but they looked like freaking assault rifles. I've got nothing against assault rifles - I have an AK - but I'm also not trying to terrify my neighbors if they see me. So here are the specs I'm looking for. I'm not sure if something that fills these specs actually exists.
1. Caliber of pellet sufficient to kill a pigeon at 5 to 7 feet.
2. Relatively quiet. The Daisy, for all of its flaws, just made sort of a popping sound. I don't need people calling the cops because they hear what they think are gunshots.
3. Something where I can get off more than one shot at a time. At least two shots.
4. Preferably pump action since I would also be using this as a potential backup survival tool, and there aren't a whole lot of CO2 cartridges in the wilderness.
5. Not looking like I'm about to go on a murderous killing spree.
6. Not costing an arm and a leg.
I would be fine with a rifle design or a pistol design, so long as I'm not out there looking like Rambo. A pistol type might actually work better for me since I have far more experience with pistols than rifles, but I'm open on that. So, does anything exist that meets most or all of these specs?
Oh and also - since you're the experts - is this entire thing a terrible idea? Am I risking a ricochet that will land me in the ER for pellet removal? Because another option would simply be to have maintenance come every month or so for a balcony de-pooping until these effers eventually die. I don't know how old they are, but if I understand correctly, they can live for up to 3-5 years. That's a lot of pigeon poop.
I'm not open to poisoning them. I looked into it, but that's a miserable death taking over an hour. I hate them, but I'm not sadistic.
Thank you for any advice you may be able to offer!!!
I have a pigeon problem on my balcony at my apartment complex. It is just two pigeons. I made the mistake of letting the hen make a nest and lay eggs. I thought it was cool to see the eggs hatch, watch the chicks grow up, etc. MAN WAS I WRONG. Once the chicks got old enough that they were constantly screeching for food, I went out there to shoo them away. Lo and behold, the hen had already laid two new eggs. I tossed the eggs over the balcony onto the sidewalk, along with the nest. That did not deter her. I think I've thrown a total of 7 eggs onto the sidewalk now. The office said they'd send maintenance to come clean up the poop. The poor guy showed up with a broom and a dustpan, then left and came back with a bucket and a shovel, wearing a mask over his mouth and nose. It was that bad. It took him almost 2 hours to get it cleaned up.
It's just about back to being that bad again. I'm on my second attempt at trapping them (the last trap blew off the balcony and broke) - I've spent over $100 on this so far now, and I'm not having a whole lot of faith in the trap. If it does work, a professional exterminator will come to retrieve them, and as he discreetly put it, "Make sure they don't come back again." I told him that he could hit them with a flamethrower for all I care. I HATE THEM.
My friend suggested a Daisy .177 pump air rifle. It was a tremendous hassle. As I'm sure everyone knows, the pellets are quite small. It was really difficult to load the Daisy. I had to get the pellet into a small opening in the top, directly under the scope, oriented absolutely perfectly, or else the air rifle would break. I'm a gun enthusiast and have loaded guns a bazillion times, but this was a different animal - and more difficult yet because I have a tremor. It doesn't affect my aim; it just affects things such as, say, putting a very tiny thing into a very tiny hole very precisely and directly under an obstacle. After I broke my second one, I decided to go back to trying to trap them. No luck.
I've gotten conflicting information as to whether I will need a .22 air rifle to dispatch them, or whether a .177 will be sufficient. I measured and for the places where I could safely shoot them, it's 5 to 7 feet tops. I know the rules of gun safety (I have a CPL), and if they fly up onto the edge of the balcony wall, I no longer have a clear shot because there are other apartment buildings right across the way. But often they choose to hang out where the worst thing I could hit if I missed would be a concrete wall or concrete floor.
I found a couple of models online that had great reviews, but they looked like freaking assault rifles. I've got nothing against assault rifles - I have an AK - but I'm also not trying to terrify my neighbors if they see me. So here are the specs I'm looking for. I'm not sure if something that fills these specs actually exists.
1. Caliber of pellet sufficient to kill a pigeon at 5 to 7 feet.
2. Relatively quiet. The Daisy, for all of its flaws, just made sort of a popping sound. I don't need people calling the cops because they hear what they think are gunshots.
3. Something where I can get off more than one shot at a time. At least two shots.
4. Preferably pump action since I would also be using this as a potential backup survival tool, and there aren't a whole lot of CO2 cartridges in the wilderness.
5. Not looking like I'm about to go on a murderous killing spree.
6. Not costing an arm and a leg.
I would be fine with a rifle design or a pistol design, so long as I'm not out there looking like Rambo. A pistol type might actually work better for me since I have far more experience with pistols than rifles, but I'm open on that. So, does anything exist that meets most or all of these specs?
Oh and also - since you're the experts - is this entire thing a terrible idea? Am I risking a ricochet that will land me in the ER for pellet removal? Because another option would simply be to have maintenance come every month or so for a balcony de-pooping until these effers eventually die. I don't know how old they are, but if I understand correctly, they can live for up to 3-5 years. That's a lot of pigeon poop.
I'm not open to poisoning them. I looked into it, but that's a miserable death taking over an hour. I hate them, but I'm not sadistic.
Thank you for any advice you may be able to offer!!!