Cleaned his ears out for him

I was home-bound today. Every time I walked by that rear window, I looked out at The Feeder Zone. I think you all know how that goes.

One time, I scanned it and found a nutter just beside himself with excitement over the bounty he'd found under the bird feeder. I got the S510, took the scope caps off, unlocked it. I went to rack a round into the breech, and saw all the visible holes in the magazine were empty. "Oh @#$%." I thought. "I've gone and shot the last round, last time out, without even knowing it." I took the mag out, and sure enough, she was empty. 

A moment of panic ensued. I ran down to the basement, and luckily found 3 full mags in my shooting bag. Ran back upstairs and loaded it up. Thank heavens, yon nutter was still partaking of his Black Saturday feast.

I snuck out and swung the S510 around the corner of the house, braced it from a standing position, and he spotted me right away, but paused from his feeding for only a few seconds. He relaxed when he saw I wasn't going to physically get closer to him. He found a sunflower seed and got right to work. He got back to it soon enough though. I estimated the range at 12 yards, set the AO accordingly and homed in on him. I took my time and lined up that first mil dot right on his ear and sent the lead. *chk-puk* It was a quiet hit, but it had the desired effect. As I watched through the scope, his eyes immediately unfocused as he fell on his side, and he proceeded into about the most elaborate Fancy-Dance I've ever seen. It was a solid 10 seconds' worth of acrobatics, the likes of which only a brain-dead squirrel can show us. There were straight vertical launches, a couple of flips, and some sideways spinning on the ground.

I ventured forth on the recovery mission, and found one side of his head soaked in blood and a sunflower seed still between his teeth. One of the two front lower teeth was broken off. I've never seen that before.

I got him back into the kitchen sink, and probed the wound channel with a chopstick. Sure enough, it was the prized "In one ear and out the other" shot.

I know, it's no Hajimoto 40 yard head shot, but I'll take it. ;)

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a bit closer; LOVE that S510...
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"intenseaty22"Sounds like a well written novel, may be reading this to my sons for bedtime tonight. Is this just the prelude/intro? Is there more to come? Will it be available on Kindle format? The suspense is killing me.
I've been reading too much classic fiction, it seems.
I don't get enough nutters not to enjoy each one, and I memorialize each one with its own novella. :D
 
"0akhonor"Love the decoration of the corpse. 
Like Steve Martin's arrow through the head bit?
don't let my daughter see the pic, she'll adopt the look into her punk rock attire.
Not really decoration, but since I've got them opened to butcher them, I like to do some post-mortem ballistics analysis along the way.

One guy on another forum always probes his kills with a piece of 12 gauge solid wire, and it is quite educational sometimes. Sometimes, the pellets are tumbling around in there, after hitting a bone, and the wound channels can't be probed. Either way, I learn a bit every time.